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SOLON THRIFT SHOP HOURS: TUESDAY to FRIDAY. 10 to 4. LOCATED 1/4 MILE EAST OF SOLON VILLAGE. According to the Land Use and Regulation Commission, “MUD” is the most common name for a pond in Maine. |
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UPCOMING STATE OF MAINE
AGRICULTURAL FAIRS JULY Houlton Fair — 3th - 6th, Houlton. A small fair featuring livestock-crafts, midway and stage entertainment. www.houltonfair.com Ossipee Valley Fair — 10th - 13th, So. Hiram. Old-fashion fair -unique exhibit halls--lots of livestock, midway and drag racing, animal pulling events. www.maineagriculturalfairs.com/ossipeefair.htm Pittston Fair — 17th -20th, Pittston. Small, family oriented country fair- midway, animal pulling events-children games, woodsman contest. World's Fair — 25th - 27th, No. Waterford. A small community fair. Bangor State Fair — 25th - Aug 3rd, Bangor. A large family fair featuring huge midway-livestock exhibits-crafts and entertainment. www.bangorstatefair.com Northern Maine Fair — 25th - Aug 2nd, Presque Isle. Large family fair lot of rides, exhibits, horse pulling, harness racing, tractor pulling, demo derby. Monmouth Fair — 30th - Aug 2nd, Monmouth. A small family agricultural fair with a midway, animal exhibits, crafts, and animal pulling events. AUGUST Athens Fair — 1st - 3rd, Athens. Small country fair with animal exhibits, crafts, and midway. Topsham Fair — 3rd - 9th, Topsham. Agricultural exhibits, animal pulling events, 4-H, crafts, midway, and harness racing. Skowhegan State Fair — 7th - 16th, Skowhegan. A Large family fair featuring a midway, animal exhibits, crafts, commercial exhibits, flower show, animal pulling events, and harness racing. www.skowheganstatefair.com |
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| SHUTTLE RIDE SIMPSONS TRIVIA 1] What is Apu's hockey team called? A)The Indians B)The Whiteys C)The Gougers D)The Pigs 2] Who was Mr. Burns' brother when he lived with a poor family? A) Cletis B)Side Burns C)George Burns D)Rug Burns 3] What was the name of Barney's movie? A}”Driving Miss Hazy” B)”The Regurgitator” C)”Puke-a-hontas” D)”Dude, Where’s My Barf?” 4] Why was Springfield moved 10 miles down the road? A)Cheaper property taxes B)Homer put the town on wheels, but forgot the brakes C)Flooded with garbage D)To escape torrential thundershowers 5] What is Bart's hockey team called? A)The Indians B)The Whiteys C)The Gougers D)The Pigs (answers in print edition) | ||
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