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Ugly Box of Random, Delirious Funk BUGS-BE-GONE /Home Insect Repellents

-Bounce Fabric Softener- very successful in LA (that’s Louisiana, not Lewiston/Auburn). Wipe on and go! Great for babies.
-Vitamin B-1, or in otherwise known as Thiamine Hydrochloride. 100 mg, once a day June to Oct.
-No Bananas! Something about banana oil as your body processes it, gets mosquitos thinking that you’re one sexy stud. Nix the `Nanas and they’ll be less interested.
-Vick’s Vapo-rub. Fantastic insect repellent.
-Plant marigolds around your yard/tent. The flowers give off a smell bugs don’t dig. So plant `em in the garden instead of using insecticides.
-Avon Skin-So-Soft Baby Oil, mixed 1/2 and 1/2 with alcohol. Lube up your hide, drink the rest of the alcohol to keep your insides clear of insects. It’s an old Marines’ recipe.
-Clear real vanilla. Pure vanilla, sold outta Mexico is a great repellent for `squitters and ticks.
-Get a pet frog or spider. They love to eat bugs.
-Good ol’ DEET.
Some of our favorite Web Sites:
www.state.me.us/meopa/ (the Maine Public Advocate Office...These guys want to save you money on your phone bill. Check ‘em out)
www.npmb.com (Northeast Paddlers’ Message Board ... wicked good paddlers’ resource)
www.w3schools.com (this site is a wealth of free web-building tutorials)
www.drawstrokes.com (killer whitewater art)
www.chrisj.winisp.net (for paddlers ... Wow!)
SHUTTLE RIDE SIMPSONS TRIVIA
1] Who has Selma not married? A)Bob Terwilliger B) Lionel Hutz C)Groundskeeper Willie D)Troy McLure
2] Which cereal did Bart eat that sent him to the hospital? A)Duff Bombs B)Krusty-O’s C)Itchy and Scratchy Flakes D)Captain Cavity
3] What actor plays McBain? A)Bumblebee Man B) Troy McClure C)Reinier Wolfcastle D)Kent Brockman
4] Who is the head gangster of the Springfield Mafia? A) Mayor Quimby B)Fat Tony C)Nelson D)Karl
5] Where is the secret entrance to Apu's rooftop garden? A)Behind the non-alcoholic beer B)Through the looking glass C)Shelbyville D)He pulls on the fake camera and it appears


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